Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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