I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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