we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
