I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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