hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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