Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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