I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
