I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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