How'd it feel making her break her religion?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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