I wish I could punch you in the face.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Shame - the story of my life.
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