your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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