What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Randomize
