I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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