It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
it's great music for shaving your balls
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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