Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
