There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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