I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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