Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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