Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
