Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
barbara walters just said penis...
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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