just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
4 words: hood of his car
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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