I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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