"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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