For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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