i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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