i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Randomize
