he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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