question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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