yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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