i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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