I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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