"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
They have beer where we have blood.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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