She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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