wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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