Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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