i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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