one might say we're banned from that church
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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