Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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