This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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