New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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