4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
So much rum. So many feels.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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