I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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