we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize