Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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