ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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