Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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