I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Go christen that room with your naked body.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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