I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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