Hey man sorry I got all grabby
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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