Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
