i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
